Baby Bashing

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.

"Hey Bro, lets go baby bashing!"

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

baby photos

weed

'have you got any baby photos?'

by priestman April 11, 2009

Salsa Baby

When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.

Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?

by Buttercup Shinkicker April 5, 2023

Make baby mother whole

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life

Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR

by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019

Baby back bitch

When you have a friend who doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Who always has an excuse.

My friends are acting like baby back bitches

by Maybeitsmadeup September 9, 2023

Old Baby

A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.

Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!

by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016

Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016