Butt-faced

“the act of accidentally butt dialling with a face time call “

“Butt-faced”

Omg Heather totally just butt-faced me and didn’t know it.

by Russ77 May 7, 2019

Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019

butt fuck am

When you wake up before anyone else in your time zone. Aka too fucking early

I had to wake up at butt fuck AM to go to practice

by Markynark May 11, 2019

Butt nausea

When you have the same feeling that you're about to throw up, but from your butt. See also "rectal emesis"

" you ever have butt nausea?"

"Dane what the fuvk is butt nausea?"

by Sleve McDichael May 12, 2019

front butt

Front butt occurs when your formerly curvey butt went around to the front and looks like you are pregnant and your formerly flat stomach went around to the back and now your butt is completely flat

After she had 3 kids, she had a nasty case of front butt.

by T4meplease May 12, 2019

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

butt

a thing that poop comes out of

crap comes out the butt.

by red thing December 7, 2019