A homey cunt is someone who loves to party, gets all the bitches, and is just an all round cool bloke. Although the word 'cunt' is often seen as an insult, being called a homey cunt is considered a compliment, not an insult. You may not at anytime call someone a homey cunt if they are seen as a pussy or just not a very cool person. All persons guilty of this crime will never be considered as a homey cunt themselves, and will therefore live a wretched, boring and miserable life.
by homiestcuntontheisland July 25, 2015
The acquired ability to act in a way that defies logic or normality to the general public, yet is revered to close mates who understand its profound reverence for which the term is endeared.
As the boys watched in plain view from the adjacent balcony, Jimmy strolled out into the sun, dick swinging in the wind and a look of intense focus.
After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.
Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.
After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.
Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.
by Jungle Diver August 01, 2019
A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
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by fuckdady one on me June 05, 2018
Kid 1: Yo Imma lowkey throw a brick at the teacher. Ya hear me
Kid 2: Do it you wouldn't
*Throws brick*
Teacher: HEY! I KNOW IT WAS YOU 2 WHO THREW THAT BRICK!
Kids at the same time: RUN CUNT
Kid 2: Do it you wouldn't
*Throws brick*
Teacher: HEY! I KNOW IT WAS YOU 2 WHO THREW THAT BRICK!
Kids at the same time: RUN CUNT
by DaffyDuckler September 08, 2018
A bitch that has no remorse in her actions, nor does she care of her wrath in revenge. Therefore, having difficulty seeing beyond themselves. Other symptoms may include insecurities within themselves, and show self-righteous behaviors. Most commonly found in females with the name Christi.
by Bigbootytractor77 October 17, 2024