Puddle of pussy

Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.

John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.

by Hellsminer1 July 4, 2015

Pussy Plugger

The female version of Cock block

*John kissing his girl*
*peter walks in* "Oh hey guys, not time for sex, lets go to lunch"
John: "you pussy plugger"

by sexycutiepie July 22, 2015

Poster Pussy

(Noun) - someone who is in love or infatuated with a main character after watching the movie once.
They continue to show affections for that character, but it is only in the moment of after the movie.

"Oh my gosh, Paul Rudd was so good in Ant-Man, I love him!"
"You're such a poster pussy, you never thought he was cute until that movie."
"So?"

by qjuiq99 August 22, 2015

Pussy Mustache

Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.

Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."

by Yekralem August 23, 2015

Pussy Magnet

Something that changes the force of gravity on pussies and pulls them towards it whether they want it or not.

That sports car driven by those two Persian assholes is a pussy magnet.

by PizzaCorruption August 25, 2015

Pussy Purging

The act of forcing two fingers violently into one's own vagina during masturbation until a large amount of fluid is expulsed, mimicking a person forcing themself to vomit.

Person A: "Dude, did you see all of those middle aged women pussy purging during the matanee showing of "Magic Mike"?"

Person B: "Yeah, it was like being at the annual gallon challenge convention.

by SenpaiInTheSheets August 28, 2015

Picasso Pussy

Ratchet hoes caked up in make up

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy

by palbopicasso June 28, 2016