Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea
Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now
by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018
Get the Crotchety cuntmug. Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt
by EmJayee October 5, 2017
Get the Military Grunt Cuntmug. by Panty Teaser September 29, 2015
Get the Cunt Cupmug. by Zipdox January 16, 2024
Get the Milk the cuntmug. Cheapest hooker in the area!
"What you scratching your cock for?"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"
by Nerdthagoras December 2, 2021
Get the Budget Cuntmug. 
