Honey I've got wiggly butt can we go now? If you're wiggly butt has got you so twitterpated why not just take your pants off here? I'm sure that will help the stress.
by cold clear light April 4, 2015
Get the Wiggly butt mug.saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 3, 2013
Get the sucks gorilla butt mug.Eric temporarily woke from a dream, announced there had been a butt foul, a huge butt foul, then immediately went back to sleep
by anhelbaby785 April 26, 2016
Get the butt foul mug.by caseydaisy July 14, 2022
Get the meanie butt mug.by #GotEm March 27, 2020
Get the Shane Butts mug.by sixty feet away May 21, 2010
Get the Butt Strike mug.Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Butt Wiser mug.