egg on your face

Egg on your face is a clear synonym for having ejaculate on one's face.

Betty - "just make sure to get away before you get some egg on your face"

Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"

by pinballer101 February 7, 2010

Can't feel my face

To get so high that you can't feel your face. Your face along with the rest of your body gets numb.

Yo I can't feel my face man. Im high as hell right now.

by Brandon Jordan December 9, 2008

shut your pie face

Purportedly, intended to be a clever way of saying something along the lines of "shut up" or "be quiet."

(Class talking)

Mr. Knabb: Shut your pie face!

by El Swiz April 8, 2010

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Stupid cunt faced bitch

Obese whale with no friends. So they go through other people's conversations while they're sleeping

Wow she really is a stupid cunt faced bitch

by Amberginni December 21, 2016

Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Something you use when you're 13 and you want to fit in.

Jack: I got so blazed last night
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

by Quiinix September 6, 2016

Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich

When you receive criticism followed by an insincere compliment, usually at a job review. Done when someone gets so upset after criticism that they are pacified with a "compliment" in order to shut them up.

Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.

See also: Compliment Sandwich.

by xarasia October 16, 2013