sandal pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.

guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

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pussy drought

When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.

Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"

by stone412 December 29, 2013

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screaming pussy

A really good orgasm to where the pussy is practically screaming.

John was so good in bed last night that i had a screaming pussy.

by RedSoloCupz December 31, 2013

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pussy glamoured

When males (or females) become awe/dumbstruck by intense direct eye contact by a usually beautiful woman. This is usually followed by helpless and stupefied behavior on the part of the one who has been pussy glamoured. The male version of being "dicknitized"

There's no saving him, he's been pussy glamoured. That woman can pussy glamour her way into anything! I got pussy glamoured last night, saw my card this morning…

by Kermit the Sage January 25, 2015

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