sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 4, 2018

Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...

Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????

by Filthy fly February 27, 2019

stone off

to tell someone to commit to jumping off a bridge

Hey why did you kill me in PvP?
Go stone off please.

by Travis4562 March 3, 2019

A little off balance

this means sick basically but it’s only used by those who don’t like the word “sick”.

Betty: Hey Sally, how you feeling?

Sally: I’m a little off balance.

by yourdadaeeeeee March 13, 2019

Off The Yomp

A colloquial term used to describe the state of being "on one", or "turned up". Can also be used as a synonym for fresh, dope, cool, or lit.

I was fine drinking all that Jameson, but that L really got me off the yomp.

Those new Yeezy Boost 750's off the yomp BIG TIME.

by Foxx Bodii March 15, 2019

whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

Feen off

Fuck off; u bitch

Hey dude ur weird FEEN OFF

by Lady bug attacker December 13, 2018