Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017

smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 3, 2017

pegged off

Died.

Is your grandfather still alive? Nah, he pegged off.

by DarkMoon99 September 3, 2017

Feen off

Fuck off; u bitch

Hey dude ur weird FEEN OFF

by Lady bug attacker December 13, 2018

Kill off the kids

To ejaculate somewhere sperm is not intended to survive

I'm going to Kill Off The Kids on the floor of my bedroom.

by CubedIce December 16, 2018

sawed off scrotes

no balls; no guts.

Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.

by sponge's mom December 19, 2018

Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018