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Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week
Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.
by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020
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one button user

Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.
"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."
by MadMatter007 July 16, 2014
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one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner
bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night
by asswhup666 October 26, 2019
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because one can

A reason for doing sommat.
Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.
by yesmrslevinson April 11, 2016
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One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”
Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.
by Madsux May 29, 2018
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That one girl

We all know "that one girl" who's is a complete fake, let's all be honest. This girl will create friendships with people and then completely ignore them as soon as you start getting close to her. She has no fear of being alone, and therefore takes no time to consider even TRYING to hold up a proper friendship with ANYONE who isn't some "head over heels in love with her" guy. And there are a LOT of those. She is flirty by nature, and doesn't even care when people tell her that it's wrong to be doing this to so many guys. Like- THEY HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW!!!??? It is so obvious that she couldn't care less about anyone but herself and couldn't dare think of how she is effecting others, as obviously the whole world revolves around her. She dumps guys as soon as they think they have a chance with her, saying that she now likes someone else, and then gets mad when they call her names and talk about her to their friends in a bad way. And yet, so many people still are obsessed with her and want to be friends with her. Ironic, isn't it.
Girl A: OMG "that one girl" keeps flirting with my crush!!!
Girl B: Ikr! It's actually so bad, like does she not realise that she has been flirting with half the guys in our grade already?
Girl A: Clearly not, and apparently a guy like four years older than her went to her house the other day!
Girl B: I'm honestly not even surprised.
by hehehahafefyfofum October 24, 2023
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