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stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
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This was the order by the antagonist Big Smoke in the game GTA: San Andreas. This only appears during the Mission "Drive-Thru".
CJ: I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: I'll take a number 9 just like his.
Sweet: I'll get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Noun: anyone who brings up Fuck The Owner Week, a cuck, a tactard who gets no bitches
"That one fucking discord member is a pain in the ass."
by #1$tuńńā December 22, 2022
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Gayest one of them all

The gayest one of them all is simply exactly how it sounds, One who is gayer than anyone else
“Danny… I hate to break it to you. But your the gayest of them all. That means that your gayer than me, so there for your the gayest one of them all.”
by Jaythegayerest January 1, 2023
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That One Guy

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.
“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”
by J4VA January 3, 2023
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One time

One time is what one would say when they are leaving, essentially meaning goodbye.
alright i have to leave, one time” “i will call you later, one time”
by popeyes January 3, 2023
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One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.
As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.
by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023
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