one hold

When answering the phone, the proper response to combine "One minute / second" and "Please hold".

Yes, I can get Mr. Smith for you, one hold please.

by bidnit2 March 5, 2011

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Faceless One Emperial

The most giga chad ever.

friend: bro ur such a faceless one emperial
friend 2: thanks bro

by YoMumSimulator1 March 18, 2021

One-click

to knock someone out with one punch

"Hey Steve, I just one-clicked that kid"

by tiny43093 March 6, 2010

Ev-one

shorter way to say "everyone".

"ev-one keeps acting so weird lately."
- "what the hell is ev-one??"
"means everyone, it's just shorter."

by thedemonunderyourbed August 17, 2024

the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨

by peeta the hoas is hea August 19, 2024

Quiet one

Smoke as much weed as the body can handle

What’s the plan for this arvo brother? Tidy up the house and have a quiet one

by Sirrrrrrre December 6, 2022