One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

hun-one

is the verb form of the H1N1 virus. It is used primarily when someone coughs or sneezes on you, and you think they might have swine flu.

Damnit, Mrs. Willowby was "hun-one'ing" all over the back of my neck, in Constitutional Law today. I hope I don't get swine flu.

by FLsurflawyer October 29, 2009

One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

by Einey June 10, 2011

one bottle at a time

Solving your issues one bottle of beer/liquor/wine at a time.

Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.

by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021

The One™️

The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.

Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.

Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"

by knoife wielder February 3, 2022

fun-for-one

masturbation

Bob has been enjoying himself doing the fun-for-one while being quarantined.

by floral harmony June 29, 2020

Cold One

A crisp cold beer, preferably a can. Normally it is drank with the boys.

"Do you wanna crack open a cold one with the boys?"

by GodKek June 13, 2017