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FM red (fuck me red)

FM red is short for fuck me red.
Used in nail and beauty salons the world over. The color is a true blue red also called million dollar red.

FM red (fuck me red)
I would like FM red nails, Im going out tonight.

by BadAzzBettieNails January 28, 2009

how ya like me now

What you say to someone after you give them a bitch slap. Can also be used after shaming someone in some other way, e.g. proving them wrong or stealing their honey.

See also How ya like that sucka.

How ya like me now! Biatch!

by Smoove B February 17, 2005

you dont got me

When ones paper is low and you need the homeboy/girl to line you upor just need a little help with your funds

if your homeboy has somthing you want/need and you dont have simply say,"you dont got me"?

by witsend253 February 28, 2008

its not me its you

The worst possible way to break up with somebody because it's you since your the one who decided to date them. This is used rarely.

its not me its you: it's so rare I can't even think of an example

by dating advice 101 January 21, 2016

Can you x me

Can you x me is a question/phrase that can be used with pretty much any word in the world. The "x" can be any word or even symbols, emojis, and numbers. Even the x can be used.

A: Can you x me
B: Sure I can.

by TopText July 31, 2017

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

This YouTube series is what will happen if Sesame Street takes LSD, then meets with Freddy Krueger. It contains cake with organs, screaming clocks, a love-based Scientology, digital dancing computers, a duck getting his organs ripped out ALIVE!!!!!!, and a character almost going mentally insane, but whatever, if it has cute sentient oranges, YouTube and the FTC say it's a kids show.

This five year old kid doesn't want to eat cake anymore, because of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

by TheAnimator01 April 26, 2020