Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“
Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“
Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“
Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“
Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“
Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
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A Māori-twisted take on fuckwit, used to describe someone who is acting like a premium-grade idiot, a muppet of the highest order, or a walking hazard to common sense. Reserved for those moments when someone’s behaviour is so cooked that normal insults simply won’t do.
“Some whūk wit parked across two spaces at Pak’nSave again.”
“The council must be run by a bunch of whūk wits if that’s their plan.”
“Bro, don’t be a whūk wit. Read the instructions.”
“The council must be run by a bunch of whūk wits if that’s their plan.”
“Bro, don’t be a whūk wit. Read the instructions.”
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Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
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