Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

Wankie Doodle by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

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Winklepicker

it's a shoe

why are you still here
its just a winklepicker

Winklepicker by Broogli August 11, 2022

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Winklebottom

Winklebottom is a buttocks that is farting. The opening and closing of the sphincter is the wink.

"It sounds like Lord Winklebottom is clearing his throat."

Winklebottom by Better_get_a_bucket August 20, 2022

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Winking

When the tip of two penises touch specifically when the "eye" of the urethras "kiss" or "wink". Often a sexual act but may be observed when two males hug also known as "Dry Winking" when clothed.

Alex was too timid to dock completely so we were winking all night instead.

Winking by TheWinkingCuck September 17, 2022