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pussy whipped

A guy with his head up his ass who thinks his girlfriend/wife is concerned about his well-being. He thinks being nice to her is respected and appreciated. She knows she has him by the balls and has the rest of his life planned for him. She humiliates him in front of his friends and he stays with her. He is totally brainwashed. In the advanced stages, he isn't even getting laid anymore yet continues to wait on her hand and foot and obey her every command. That is when she dumps him for Mr. Abuse who she crawls on the floor begging for acceptance from even though he sleeps around on her and treats her like shit.
Joe: "Hey Sam! Want to go to the game with us on Saturday?"

Sam: "Would love to but don't think I can make it. Have to clean the house, do grocery shopping, cook dinner, mow the lawn, fix the car, do the laundry, take the Mrs. shopping for shoes and handbags, pay the credit card bills that have $30,000 balances on them now, go to her mother's house for her third cousin's niece's sister's birthday party who I never met and don't know, dredge the Panama Canal, and 100 other things on her 'To Do' list."

Joe: "Ok. See you when you get your pussy whipped head out of your ass."
by Blake Farnsworth III September 30, 2009
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Pussy-Whipped

Disease in which a male will do anything to get a lick.
Wow you quit drinking for her? Pussy-Whipped piece of shit!!!
by Bengay19 November 22, 2011
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dream whip

When you move beyond the have a cow stage, and you actually find some chick (or guy) who will suck you off. You spray some aerosol whip cream on your rock hard cock to give your cocksucker some pleasure while she (or he) pleasures you. That spray whipped cream cums in lots of flavors now!
Miss N. Cox said she would suck me off (but I had to pay her). She said she would only do it if I covered my cock with Strawberry Whipped Cream every couple of minutes. What a dream whip! Not ALL of the cream came out of a can!!! She swallowed every ounce of my cum without hesitation.
by Harry Hickman December 1, 2006
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pussy whipped

Pussy Whipped.... Well It Is When A Man Listens To A Women and Does What They Say.

Now A Days That Is Very Rare And Most Men R To Lazy to do Anything Unless U Offer Them Sex.
Pussy Whipped

Women: Hunni Could U Get Me A Drink

Man: I Cant Be Arsed You Can Get It and Do Me One to

Women: Plz i'll Give U Sex Tonite

Man: I'll Get It *Runs to Kitchen*
by Scenekid1991 December 20, 2008
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q-whip

Several rows of chainmail connected to a handle. Each chain has a row of nine inch nails connected to it used to inflict pain.
" My regulars really enjoy the Q-whip ," said Shannyn, the Dominatrix.

"Bend over Bitch," said the Dominatrix to her client as she repeditively beat her with a Q-whip.
by Teal January 15, 2005
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Dick Whipping

1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.

2. Using your dick as a whip.
Once I got home with Juliet the first thing that happened was dick whipping.
by wickdipper December 15, 2011
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Whipped creampie

Similar to the creampie, (when you fuck a girls pussy and some cum leaks back out (very entertaining)) a whipped creampie is when you shoot whipped cream up a girls vagina and eat it when it comes back out. This can be done by licking the girls pussy or fingering the girl and then sucking it off your fingers. While the whipped cream is in the bitches pussy, you can fuck her and then if you cum, you can tell her that it is melted whipped cream if she gets freaked out. Then if you have whipped cream on your dick then it's all the more reason to get a killer blowjob.
1: dude, last night I gave Annika a whipped creampie.
2: Dude! Tell me more!
1: she orgasmed while I was licking it out.
2: did you fuck her while it was in?
1: Duh!!! What else would I have done?!?!
2: And... Did she give you a blowjob?
1: yes! It was the best fucking sex ever!

2: I can imagine!
The next day:
2: Honey! Why do we have no whipped cream left?
2's wife (Annika): I had fun last night and ate it all.

2: Damn I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
by anythingsexrelated July 8, 2014
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