Wait, what?

Said often after coming to the realization that what someone has just said is either offensive to you, or someone you care about.

Dude 1: Saw you mom last night.

Dude 2: Oh, really? Where at?

Dude 1: On cops, they busted her for prostitution.

Dude 2: Oh, that's nice. Wait, what?

by Rixon DelBucco August 2, 2009

what the ho

Expression used to express surprise or wonder. It can be used generally or specifically with regards to some hoes.

What the ho were you thinking when you told your customer to go f--- himself?!!

or

What the ho is she wearing?!! She looks like a slut!

by jeremy415 November 7, 2007

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me….no more

What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me…no more

Dun dun dun dun nun nun nun nun….

*proceeds to bop head sideways*

by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022

what a bloke

An excellent male.

"Did you hear that Barry gave 5 grand to charity?" "Oh wow! What a bloke!"

by KeegsMate July 6, 2014

What the figo?

Better way of saying "what the fuck is going on?" and more convenient than saying W.T.F.I.G.O. Can be used as a replacement for "what's up?" or "what's happening?".

What the figo ma dude?

Did I just see a naked homeless man running down my street? What the figo?

You never told me you had an STD? What the figo with you?!

by emkay27 February 13, 2010

Jigga what

Not to be confused with Gigawatt, which is a measure of units (W) of electricity, Jiggawhat is an exclamation and measurement of the level of disbelief shown by an African American.

"Yo, I gots me a pay rise today"

"Jigga what?!?!?"

jiggaboo nigga negro what hey

by Superfrank May 29, 2015

What the squash

A term used as a reaction to events, instead of using the overused expression what the f**k

"What the squash are you doing in the fridge!?"

by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020