The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.
(While watching TV)
other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.
other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.
other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.
other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.
by Gee Steve April 25, 2019
Get the Video Pastiemug. What everybody should get for Christmas, no matter their age. Video games tell you a lot about what somebody is like when there's no cameras rolling instead of what they say they're like on TV or on a stage (or a social media page or website), and what they would really be like in the 12th century, for example.
Video games tell you what somebody is really like when nobody is watching, rather than when everybody is watching.
by Solid Mantis December 28, 2020
Get the Video gamesmug. When you don’t trust someone and you gotta have video evidence on hand to make sure they aren’t lying.
Anthony: Send da video
Paige: I haven’t even taken them or received anything
Anthony: Send da video
Paige: Why u repeating the same shit
Paige: I haven’t even taken them or received anything
Anthony: Send da video
Paige: Why u repeating the same shit
by conflict dude February 24, 2024
Get the Send da videomug. A very wise fat guy has once said this and ever since this piece of intellectual text has been published, life has been very extraordinary for this fatty. If this has been said amongst others, just to let you know they assert dominance flexing the amount of puss they get. In reality we are happy for this guy as this shows he can chat to the opposite gender.
From the family, the trenches
O’Block 💯
From the family, the trenches
O’Block 💯
by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024
Get the She sent me two videos 🤤🤤mug. A YouTube video with at least 100 times as many likes as dislikes.
This ratio separates ordinary videos from ones that appeal to a much broader audience and are exponentially likely to be viewed more often and until the video ends.
Check out anything by Vsauce or any of the 50 amazing facts to blow your mind by Matthew Santoro.
The likes/dislikes bar really does define a good video!
Enjoy.
This ratio separates ordinary videos from ones that appeal to a much broader audience and are exponentially likely to be viewed more often and until the video ends.
Check out anything by Vsauce or any of the 50 amazing facts to blow your mind by Matthew Santoro.
The likes/dislikes bar really does define a good video!
Enjoy.
Matt Santoro and Vsauce have more Hundred Videos that aren't based on playing a guitar than any other videos on YouTube.
by James B0ne October 29, 2015
Get the Hundred Videomug. by Itsalltooeasy December 13, 2016
Get the video humpmug.