When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.
by Colonal Mustard December 1, 2009
Get the Mustard On A Turtle mug.A half cocked jaw. To give someone a look of disgust. Resembling a confused turtle about to gasp for air.
Sir McNutley gave me a turtlemouth when I told him King Longshanks would not succumb to his advances. Even after offering 10 Shillings.
by Brentus August 23, 2005
Get the turtle mouth mug.When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.
Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?
by devildog July 13, 2006
Get the mud on the turtle mug.The act of throwing a ho on a bed and covering her with a blanket leaving only her head or ass exposed and following up with a swift banging of the exposed orifice.
by Craptastic August 29, 2008
Get the Turtle Bang mug.Referring to a long sustained sexual session. Often involving one man with great endurance and several women.
"Hey man, so did you two fuck like bunnies?" - Guy
"Naw man, it was all turtle love, all turtle love." - Other Guy
"Naw man, it was all turtle love, all turtle love." - Other Guy
by simonaco August 16, 2011
Get the turtle love mug.Turtle Ball is a drinking game played with ideally 2 white wine glasses, 2 equally sized beer mugs, 2 ping pong balls, 4 players(although you may play with 2), any sort of bouncable table, 2 chairs, and 1 bench. The game shall be arranged by having 1 wine glass and 1 beer mug on each side and with 2 players sitting in the two chairs on 1 side and 2 players in the bench on the other. Mugs must always be on right side. The bench shall always be located on the south or west side of the table depending on which direction the table faces. This is the side home team must always sit on. If there are two home teams home team(aka bench side) will be determend by a best of 2 rock paper scissors, if teams split games whoever threw rock more wins.
Now that your set up we can begin to Turtle Ball. The ultimate goal of the game is to make your opponenets drink all of their beer in their glasses. When a team runs out of beer they lose. This is done by bouncing the ping pong ball either one of the glasses or by making contact with a glass. If you make the ball into a glass your oppenents must drink all of the contents in the other glass on their side. If you make contact with a glass both of your opponents must drink a number of drinks based on how many bounces that shot had. Also the ball must bounce at least once however, it may be swatted between first and second bounce.
Now that your set up we can begin to Turtle Ball. The ultimate goal of the game is to make your opponenets drink all of their beer in their glasses. When a team runs out of beer they lose. This is done by bouncing the ping pong ball either one of the glasses or by making contact with a glass. If you make the ball into a glass your oppenents must drink all of the contents in the other glass on their side. If you make contact with a glass both of your opponents must drink a number of drinks based on how many bounces that shot had. Also the ball must bounce at least once however, it may be swatted between first and second bounce.
"So... uh wanna play some Turtle Ball?"
"Dude i totally Turtle Balled you so hard last night"
"I could beat the president in Turtle Ball"
"I wanna be a Turtle Baller when i grow up"
"Dude i totally Turtle Balled you so hard last night"
"I could beat the president in Turtle Ball"
"I wanna be a Turtle Baller when i grow up"
by Kevin and Austin December 19, 2009
Get the Turtle Ball mug.four people high fiving each other over someones back ninja turtle style.this act is similar to the Eiffle tower.
by Sofera July 9, 2006
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