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Turkistry

The act of behaving like a turkey or incompetent novice.
It was pure turkistry when those incompetent plumbers flooded my basement.
by Coldstyle October 25, 2020
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turkush delight

The little treat resulting from when, in a final act of desparation in the midst of a marijuana drought, you scrape all the blackened remnants of resin from your pipe and coat it with a meager dusting of keef from your pathetically empty grinder
Audrey: You know, we could just go buy weed from my neighbors
Jon: I’ve actually just used this bobby pin to scrape out enough resin to make a turkush delight
Audrey: Fat bet
by willys0ns January 9, 2019
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Turdish

noun.

Hailing from Istanbowel, Turdish (aka Turdie) was once the star of the "Toxic Avenger" film series before growing fickle with the demands of fame. While he no longer is in the film industry, his proud sense of self remains, and he a reputation of being somewhat of a diva. In his spare time he can often be found "maxing and relaxing" by enjoying various spa activies including Diet Coke baths, Rocher Candy Balls, and listening to deepak chopra.
Has anyone seen Turdish today? They're showing a marathon of his films on the Sci-Fi network.

Turdish! Hide anything you don't want seen! I'm coming in the bathroom to get some Rocher Candy Balls!
by berr-ah December 9, 2008
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turdishness

having turd-like characteristics.
Turdishness is part of his charm.
by miss simpleminded May 15, 2010
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Turklish

'Hello, nasilsin? Very guzel!' 'What yaptin?' 'I'm yirmi dort yil!'

That waiter is speaking Turklish.
by HCS83 December 21, 2018
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turkiah

Turkiah is a person who would make your year a lot better just by existing.
I’m glad that i knew Turkiah, she made my year a lot better.
by Turkiah’s bf December 1, 2020
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Turkism

To give vague details and/or cryptic hints about something generally causing frustration with your audience.
"Eden wouldn't tell us which tranny he porked. He only gave a few ambiguous clues. The fucker totally dropped a turkism on us"
by CSi OT'er January 10, 2006
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