Friar Tuck

When a stumpy cock can only just protrude past the pubes, giving the appearance of a monk’s shaved head.

He was hesitant to pull down his trousers, and once I saw the friar tuck he was hiding underneath, she could understand why.

by Charyk August 28, 2023

bum tucked

This term refers to when Bums, or homeless people, hide the money they have begged that day up their asses so the other Bums won’t steal it when they are passed out drunk.

“I Bum Tucked eight dollars up my ass so Randy wouldn’t steal it from me”

by Xilocanth June 4, 2019

Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

tuck

To go to sleep.

Well, it was getting late. I think i'm going to tuck myself in for the night.

by African Vulture July 11, 2017

Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating

"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter

by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020

tucking it in

When a famous Person is caught playing with himself /herself in the company of a young person classified as a minor

I was just lying on the bed in the middle of the day and tucking it in while not seducing my underage friend.

by Rough writer October 21, 2020

lip tuck

-the act of oral sex, as performed on a man by a woman that involves the use of the mouth, which may include use of the tongue, lips, and throat, to stimulate genitalia. No teeth!!! Hence - lip tuck

That girl gives a mean lip tuck!

by Chris Demo June 25, 2008