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Post tired

Retired people who have to work because the fucking right wing republican nazi's keep slashing medicare and social security
I hear Fred is post tired, lets vote working families party!!!
by vdscxg September 15, 2010
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re-tired

The act of being tired again.
We were tired yesterday and now we're re-tired today
by CaptainWake September 25, 2010
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Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.
by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014
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Laying tile

Laying Tile is the act of giving a boss or superior a blow job.
The reason the toes of his boots are worn off is because he has been in the office Laying Tile.
by Real definition man January 17, 2018
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Not yet i'm too tired

When your to tired to get out of bed
" Not yet I'm too tired ,I'm not getting out of bed john."
by cape hatrack August 15, 2022
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count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.
"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.
by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008
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Tiredness Quotient

A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)

Mathematically:

{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100

where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.

A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.

A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.

In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.

His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving

Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
by goundyzz August 1, 2011
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