There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.
by rjs4 December 6, 2016
Get the chin tuck thumb twirl position mug.A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013
Get the tumblr position mug.The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.
Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.
by Stivchik June 9, 2018
Get the brace position mug.by DaddyCow May 6, 2018
Get the funeral position mug.When a woman is top on top of a man during intercourse, the guy says “Tilt-Up” to the woman, she gets back to completely cowgirl, riding the man while holding her self up by holding her hands on the man’s shoulders or his stomach, while the man is fingering her.
Woman 1: How was last nights date?
Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.
Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.
by mwallace2202 April 17, 2024
Get the Tilt up position mug.the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
Get the Pastor Position mug.The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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