Lunch Table Friend

Someone who you'd sit with at lunch but is too weird and/or stupid to hang out with anywhere else. In many cases could be a fuck boy.

(blank) is fine to be around but he's just a lunch table friend.

by Sovereign K. December 21, 2014

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Pling Plong Table

Pling Plong Table is the Roomieofficial definition of Piano.

You play it like you would a piano

Would you like to learn how to play the Pling Plong Table.

by ZJRB February 01, 2021

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jew high table

The jew high table refers to both an elite council of jews as well as the table they meet at itself, the identity and location of which, respectfully, is completely unknown to the public. Positioned at the very top of the world's shadow government, it operates solely through puppet organizations, namely the Illuminati, the UN, the EU, and every major world government. Many of its operations are kept completely secret to the public despite this, such as their operations on the Moon, which was hollowed out to build massive jew mind control frequency broadcasting infrastructure in the 1980's.

The jew high table's decision is unanimous; Post Malone will be dead by the end of the year.

by DeafMilk August 03, 2021

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Booking a table at dominos

The act of ringing a takeaway establishment to make your order 15 minutes before you arrive to ensure you don't have to wait for your order

"Booking a table at dominos saved us waiting at the counter for our food like chumps"

by rudeboysq June 12, 2009

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Tennessee Table Tennis

When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.

Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?

Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.

Friend: Oh, that makes sense.

by TubieBoobie February 17, 2011

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