L's syndrome

When you muck up real bad, and look like an idiot. An undeniable idiot in front of many people and all they can do is give you that look, the "what the fuck!?" look. The 'damn this kid's a dumb ass look". Too stupid to function...

Teacher: Ian, name the world's largest country?
Ian: Ahhhh...Popeyes chicken..?
Teacher: (The what the fuck did he just say look)
Class: (damn, this kid is stupid look)

Diagnosis: L's syndrome

by simonJeff June 12, 2011

Ssaykael syndrome

ssaykael syndrome- is leaky ass backwards. Pronounced (sa-ay-kal) (syn-drome). This is when you have farts that just seem to seep out. It is passing gas on a constant basis.

While sitting in a Wright State class room studying to be a professional, I experienced Ssaykael syndrome. My friends were not amused that the room smelt soo bad, and that it continued to occure. So I went to the board and wrote what was happing to me Ssaykael syndrome = leaky ass backwards we enjoyed a good laugh and went back to work.

by dntldoc February 23, 2011

Zandi Syndrome

A sudden onset of fear that people are quoting Mark Zandi too much.

"Wow, I just read Financial Shock. It told me all this stuff, like...."
"I believe that you are suffering from Zandi Syndrome."

by Goosiepie December 25, 2008

Vet Syndrome

Also known as veteran syndrome, vet syndrome is what happens to all veterans after they retire from the glorious Club Penguin Army that is the RPF. (Rebel Penguin Federation) Upon leaving the RPF and having spent a considerable amount of their worthless lives in the army, these veterans realised they've wasted countless days on a dying children's video game without having reached major Club Penguin Clout. To release all their anger and pentup emotions they roll up in the main chat of the RPF discord attempting to bend and break as many rules as possible without getting punished because they get a kick out of it or something.

Oh look its that retard Wolves, back again to break all of our rules, he must have vet syndrome.

by Yo Based January 18, 2021

Stonedoubt syndrome

The phenomena of when you're stoned and can't decide if e.g a selfie you just took looks fine as hell or it just appears to you so, because you're high. Therefore you doubt everything you experience: if wether a thing or situation is just as it is because you're baked or it is objectively normal.

OP: Is this urban dictionary post total bullshit or a totally normal and nice thing to define and share with other people? Damn, caught myself in 4k in the stonedoubt syndrome!

by stonepac April 3, 2022

School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.

Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!

by mr suicide man September 29, 2020

Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020