crackhead harry potter

A crazy horny drug addict completely insane good looking devilishly handsome what's a dark Heart of Gold
by Kannasfour300 September 22, 2019
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The Killer of harry potter

Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again
by Dizzee Pedo December 02, 2020
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Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.
by Jerry’s kids January 26, 2022
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kieran potter

the name given to a council house owner who is probably on benefits
"Hes such a Kieran Potter" mike sais
by mc kp July 08, 2018
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Kieran potter

ngl sexiest most shaggable man you will ever meet
that Kieran potter is the sexy as fuck
by kpo1 March 14, 2021
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Potteric

That of a pottery nature. Anything that is made of pottery
Its ceramic so you wouldn't think it would crack due to its potteric nature.
by Deeright November 29, 2019
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Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 07, 2015
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