Damian (Nine stones)

Has a nice ass.
Also could and would Kill you.

Very dangerous. Will cause Damage *wink wink*

Oh also canonly has big dick energy. Just sayin'

Fucked the ugly cat once tho so that's weird.

I want to push Damian (Nine stones) down the stair or into my bedsheets. It's up for Chance.

by Nashuee September 8, 2021

Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).

Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.

by Nickola100 February 25, 2010

Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015

Nine Fifteen

A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.

You didn't get home last night until Nine Fifteen, And I'm not very happy about it!

by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025

nine dash line

although China is great country
we do not tolerate this

the nine dash line should have not been invented
why do people draw it in movies

"hahaahahahaahahaha I just drew the nine dash line lmao" - 🤓

by gigachad November 12, 2022

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

three-nine

three-nine is a pussy slayer, he is usually a great football player and pours his heart onto the field. Occasionally, you will come across a three-nine with a missing tooth. Whoever wheres number 39 on your football team is automatically a 5-star multisport athlete.

Jake: OMG! who is that sexy motherfucker?
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE

by jakeyptheman December 3, 2020