Jersey shore

absolutely the most underrated place on this planet. Hot guys, great food, and good times. A place to relax and make the best memories of your life. “Shoebies” (philly vacationers) come for two or three months a year. All in all happiest place on earth...

Never fall in love in the jersey shore

by Lavasurfer123 June 7, 2018

New Jersey

A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"

” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”

by Ace 732 April 3, 2017

Drinking Jersey

A signature shirt and/or jersey, preferably comfortable, that is worn every time one commences in the act of drinking alcohol.

I have to make sure my drinking jersey is clean before I can get hammered tonight.

by The Real Superman91 October 8, 2010

hoe jersey

to be back on your bullshit and be a hoe

Miah put her hoe jersey back on.

by sammiejay33 September 6, 2017

New Jersey

New York's chill and less-successful cousin who really likes Italian food and diners

Hahaha you're so funny! Where in New York are you from?
Naw, I'm from New Jersey (where people actually act like they enjoy life)!

by Your_Mom's_Mitochondria December 18, 2018

Jersey Cream

Product for styling of men's hair consisting entirely of semen.

Yo Donny, looks like we're out of hair gel, but we don't have time to get some before we go to the club. Get over here and help me out with some Jersey Cream.

by Just-dont-ask-questions February 27, 2018

New Jersey

The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement

Oh New Jersey, who in their right mind would want to live there?

by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019