Gooch goblins

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021

Gooch

A glorious sneaker selection that instantly elevates your status to “walking footwear deity.”

“Nice gooch”

by PizzaPizza0728 August 20, 2025

Gooch queen

Gooch queen, formerly known as "Gridlock" from the hit game rainbow six siege is crowned the "Gooch queen".

racist 1: who the fuck pick the gooch queen?
racist 2: do you mean "Gridlock"?

by sveski May 5, 2023

gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011

Gooch

The GTA version of the Grinch.

I got mugged by the Gooch, but I managed to shoot it in the head with my Marksman Rifle MK2.

by 37by4cc7wy897y8uihrs siu December 27, 2022

Silly Gooch

A silly gooch Is a next level silly goose. Examples of silly gooches are Pimp Daddy Tyler, The Mr Zenvix YT, HongeyWongey, Smol Gabe, Uthmaan, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and our pretty pretty princess Joshua. If you find a silly gooch you should report it to the po-po ASAP or you may catch the silly gooch disease. A.K.A Sgooch-19

Him: "AHHH STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE'S A CONFIRMED SILLY GOOCH!!"
Her: "AHHHH I DIDNT KNOW, QUICK GRAB YOUR FACE MASKS!!!"

by ROUNDCHILD October 16, 2020

gooch oclock

The time befor sunrise

It is gooch oclock

by Slaerx June 18, 2024