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Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
by DutchScum May 28, 2010
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cock-panther

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.
..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....
by robby redhead August 27, 2007
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Cock quoits

A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.
Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.
by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020
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Neville Cock

A rare sexually transmitted disease that is incurable, also known as "Genital Nevilleca"
"Shit man I think that girl had Neville Cock because my dicks been pretty itchy since last night"
by NotHoodzey December 3, 2020
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cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)
That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'
by xmovox October 26, 2009
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Cock Enter

Opposite of cock block ; One who helps to score sexually.
Hey man i don't cock block I cock enter!
by Cockincounter September 23, 2009
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Ciroc Cock

It is the inability of a person to ever achieve an orgasm during sexual intercourse after drinking. In other words you have problems ejaculating
This has been happening for awhile, can you fix your Ciroc cock?
by Palapo April 8, 2019
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