Cardio Chris

A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.

Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now

Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris

Karen: oh...

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

halfprice chris

an old gay sexual devient with a british accent that preys on youngs boys. he lurks in a half price store waiting for boys all day, he beats rodents with a golf club and has a picture of himself in a soldier uniform on his wall

nicky went to buy bikini underwear from halfprice chris, he came back crying to

by layne226 June 27, 2008

chris houlis

Kid who likes to play xbox, ride quads, or when he is broke suck dick for money

Chris Houlis: I need money for gas
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)

by JohnTheDinosaur July 9, 2011

Twisty Chris

Really cool frontman of Twisty Chris and the Puddin’ Packs. Everybody wants to be him.

Dude I went to get a burger and ran into Twisty Chris and was so jealous of his epic dancing shoes

by Videorocker27 April 5, 2022

chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

hurricane chris

hurrican chris- One hit wonder who is a appropriately named because, well quite frankly he will pass by and we will never see him again!!!

See hurricane katrina el nino

Hurricane Chris hits one time and one time only with his hit single A Bay Bay.

Rozalla- Everybody's Free
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Eifel 65- Im Blue

by Papalito September 5, 2007

Chris Bosh

A gay dinosaur

The Miami Heat are famous for their "big three". One is a pitiful douchebag, one is actually good and one is a gay dinosaur. Guess which one Chris Bosh is?

by sadsadclown June 25, 2013