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Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
mugGet the Clean Smurfmug.

smurf

smurf (drug usually mushrooms)

That smurf overthere is the strongest one around

I ate a smurf and now im gonna die
by Creator of definitions December 14, 2018
mugGet the smurfmug.

Smurfed

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.
I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.
by Skinflick October 29, 2020
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

smurf

by Wawie October 20, 2012
mugGet the smurfmug.

shit and smurf

what the shit and smurf was that
mugGet the shit and smurfmug.

Poppa Smurf

An engorging penis.
"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."
by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018
mugGet the Poppa Smurfmug.

Smurf

Seahag
Smurf is a seahag
by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Smurfmug.

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