The act of fully immersing your self in a duvet for the pinnacle of heat and comfort during lazy days.
Her.. My mother is doing Sunday lunch, I said we'd be there for 2
Him... Fucks sake. I had a day of sausage rolling and top gear on dave planned
Him... Fucks sake. I had a day of sausage rolling and top gear on dave planned
by coyneezy December 14, 2014
Get the Sausage rollingmug. Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.
These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.
How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?
I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?
I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
Get the Sausage vestmug. Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"
Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."
Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."
by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015
Get the smuggling sausagemug. John stuck his flesh sausage into Sarah's vagina, and they both enjoyed it.
"Hey girl, suck my flesh sausage."
"Hey girl, suck my flesh sausage."
by McHesp March 21, 2017
Get the Flesh Sausagemug. The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).
This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.
This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.
by Oppenheimer2 January 13, 2014
Get the clifton sausagemug. by Banterlord February 6, 2018
Get the sausage gatheringmug. 