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Blunt Roulette

When you fill a blunt with mostly weed but one small part of it, anywhere in the blunt, is filled with salvia. While smoking down the blunt one person reaches the salvia and gets way more fucked up than everyone else.
1: Hey guys who's down to play some blunt roulette?

2: No way man! Last time I played, the dragon from Lord of the Rings burnt down my house.
1: So you lost? That's the fun in blunt roulette!
by ChaBoooy January 5, 2015
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satnav roulette

Repeatedly selecting the same, often familiar, destination to see what route it will take you. Works best with units that offer dynamic routing based on traffic.
"I wonder which way I should drive home tonight? Time for a game of satnav roulette!"
by flashgordon1971 February 4, 2012
mugGet the satnav roulettemug.

German roulette

Engaging in some kind of ass play (traditionally with fingers) with someone without knowing whether there is shit in their rectum.
So did you do anything with Jacques last night?

Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.
by Little Flame July 3, 2021
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Compton Roulette

Driving by in a random street at night and discharging a fire arm indiscriminately. You might get shot, you might not. You never know, that's the beauty of the Compton Roulette.
Tricia went to wake up her 6-year-old daughter Mindy to prepare her to go to school, when she found the girl dead in a pool of her own blood as she was hit by a Compton Roulette during the night.
by The Wurdinator September 29, 2017
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Gunsmith’s Roulette

This is a complex sexual maneuver requiring some tools and preparation. You set out six shot-glasses in a circle, filling five with whiskey. The empty one is set at the top of the circle. Then you get a hammer and tell your girl to blow you. When you’re about to cum, start taking shots as fast as you can and smash each empty glass with the hammer. Stop smashing shot glasses when you blow your load, you’ve “found the problem”. Your girl uses any remaining whiskey as a “cleaner for your load” (chaser). All the broken glass serves to keep her in place for any further “troubleshooting”, you can clean that up at your discretion.
Dude, last night Becky and I played Gunsmith’s Roulette, it took a few hours to clean up and we both got druunnkkk...
by smasherpass June 6, 2018
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grade roulette

No more than two separate parties text their grades on a specific assignment or test to one separate third party person. Then that person tells the each of the two parties who's was higher. Whoever that party was wins the ability to jerk off on the other's futon.
Travis, John won grade roulette with you, so he gets to jerk off on your futon.
by Captain Josh Sparrow August 1, 2016
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Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?
by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024
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