Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

by crashreal23 May 10, 2024

Full Sends Only

Means No Fucks Given. Send it all day.

This looks broken should we tell the customer?
Full Sends Only

by BBroker April 29, 2019

She only 18

A red hot chilli peppers song that I've literally listened to over 1000 times. But, nope. 18 ships. I'm NOT going to let the pieces of shit who are telling me that it is ok for a LEGALLY INCOMPETENT RETARD to fuck his staff and that it's none of my business tell ME that I can't fuck a NOT LEGALLY INCOMPETENT, WILLING, 18 year old girl AND that it is THEIR DUTY to harass me into anger to justify them trying to stop me from fucking her. If you think you can tell people whether or not they should be fucking me you should go talk to someone I was quite fond of and see how it worked out for him.

Jiren "That's why your power level is pathetic..."

Frieza "And that's why your family is DEAD! What was THEIR power level? What's their power level in the ground?"

*she only 18 plays in the background of TikTok video*

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

At home only friend

The neighbor and friend you grew up with that is now way too embarrassing to hang out with at school, but is sorta ok to hang out with when you are at home with nothing to do.

Yes, we were friends in grammar school but now she's pretty much an "at home only friend."

by Turkeykitty September 17, 2010

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

soldiers only

Basically a fraternity that turns boys into men all across the world and provide help getting to the next step of success

I wanna be apart of Soldiers Only when I grow up

by Soldiers only March 31, 2017