stoner's nap

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.

Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.

by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014

Nap Trap

Inability to attend an event or activity due to the responsibility of looking after a sleeping child.

I can't make the game today, I'm in a nap trap.

by mizz_l May 13, 2016

Death nap

When you spend the whole nap feeling anxious and then you wake up feeling murderous instead of rested.

Person 1: how was your nap?

Person 2: it was death nap!

Person 1: oh man that's brutal, you must be tired

by Catnapper September 30, 2016

Crap-a-nap

When one passes out while taking a shit.

Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.

by Bonichetti September 30, 2011

quick nap

a nap 30 minutes or under

"whew thank goodness for that quick nap it got me through my day!"

by I miss my ex March 21, 2017

Pussy nap

A sleep needed during the day because of weakness, excessive drinking or general lack of manliness.

Jonathan went for a pussy nap before having to cook tea for his mrs.

by Kirton nick March 21, 2020

Nap Hangover

The fuzzy, drowsy, and nauseous feeling that follows a long napping period, usually lasting 15-30 minutes.

Kyle: Why does Danny seem so tiresome?
Joe: He's still recuperating from his nap hangover, Mr. Patterson's lecture on electromagnetism put him to sleep.

by Johnzy November 19, 2011