Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep

1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"

by Your Brothers Johnson October 16, 2010

Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.

"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"

by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009

Pussy nap

A sleep needed during the day because of weakness, excessive drinking or general lack of manliness.

Jonathan went for a pussy nap before having to cook tea for his mrs.

by Kirton nick March 21, 2020

nap slut

adj.
A person who likes to take numerous naps throughout the day is a nap slut.

Alejandro: "I'm going to go take a nap"
Me: "you're a slut... You're a nap slut"
Alejandro: " I am a nap slut" ;)

by TeeJayyKnap December 4, 2011

quick nap

a nap 30 minutes or under

"whew thank goodness for that quick nap it got me through my day!"

by I miss my ex March 21, 2017

Chair nap

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.

I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.

by willbchou September 25, 2010