mexican handbomb

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.

me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

by (sic) maggot 666 October 16, 2006

Mexican Standoff

A sexual position in which two dudes jerk off back to back, and the first guy who cums turns around and releases his load on the other's back.

Dude, I just lost a Mexican Standoff; how do you get rid of cum from your back?

by SemanticsMaster November 09, 2017

Mexican roulette

A "birth control" method which is essentially unprotected sex primarily practiced within Latin American ethnicities and Catholic religious denominations. The rhythm method.

Person one: Why does Maria have so many kids?
Person two: Mexican Roulette!

by Jasper Smeed September 02, 2005

Mexican Hoodie

A type of Mexican threads baja hoodie, also called drug rugs.

That hippie was wearing an awesome mexican hoodie.

by Joseph O. Lopez December 09, 2010

mexican bird

A hybrid of sexual moves, involving the peacock followed by the filthy sanchez.

I was going to give that girl the mexican bird, but she had eaten McDonald's earlier that day.

by AB1 March 26, 2008

Mexican Trump

Like the American trump but Mexican

Now that was a Mexican trump

by Spothotboy March 07, 2017

lazy mexican

(lay-zee mex-e-can)
noun - to take a stinky (probably diahrea) shit, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the "off" position. Make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the shit hits the underneath part.

Man #1 - "That boss of ours is a real douche bag."
Man #2 - "Yeah, I know, I want him to smell my poop."
Man #1 - "Cool...I've got to shit. He usually goes in there about now. I'll go first and leave him a lazy mexican."

by meat spin August 16, 2006