Jon Kolbert

Yet another wikinazi from Jimmy Wales. Turns Internet into China by banning nearly all VPNs where he can. Has reason to hide themselves from journalists, police, and INTERPOL.

I know Jon Kolbert - said no one.

I trust Jon Kolbert - said no one.
Jon Kolbert is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog August 11, 2024

jon-jon

king of the wild frontier silicone duckyfleshlightpoop=bucket-4rum-roof-was-landed

hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers

by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019

Jon

Jon is god. Jon created all. Jon is seen as a monkey to the blind eye. He may be a piece of paper but jon see's everything.

Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.

Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born

Speaker 1: today's Jonday
Speaker 2: yes we all love Jon

Speaker 1: praise the monkey God

by anonymous March 24, 2022

JON

he is a ranga

"do you know jon?"
"he he that ranga"
"ya, thats him."

by jonlikesmen October 6, 2022

Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012