Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.

Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.

by Ligmaballs86 November 08, 2019

Jon

A Fatshit; Creator of The Gallage

That guy is HUGE, he must be a Jon

by Parzival1414 February 16, 2018

Jon

Jon is a person who is attractive and funny. Jon will also say sexual jokes and comments. They always care for the people around them. He cares for his girl and friends (practically family). He will go to the ends of the Earth if he truly cares about you.

I need a Jon in my life.

by Escantiawapa September 07, 2021

Jon

Jon is often an under-appreciated name. Many other urban dictionary definitions claim that Jon is a hoe, a player, just a complete shitbag. I say otherwise because my Jon is a very caring, ambitious, handsome, young determined man who will succeed in life.

Oh my Jonnyyy boy!!! I love you!

by asianchiccaa01 January 28, 2021

Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people

ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan

by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021

young jon

A rapper born in Brooklyn NY and now resides in Massachusetts, he fucks hoes and gets money

Guy 1: Yo my girl is chillin with Young Jon
Guy 2: Sorry to hear that, I'd leave her

by 123456k May 14, 2018