Gooch Globbler

When you are the opposite gender of the female and your ass starts to sink up and you somehow get the urge to eat all the "Gooch" in your ass.

Yesterday I pulled a "Gooch Globbler" at your moms house

by Walter bic November 17, 2020

Gooch goblins

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021

Gooch cracklin

The crust that has accumulated between the twat and anus and has developed a bark like crust!!!

"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!

by Shad master October 2, 2020

gooch

The area between the asshole and the balls of the male anatomy.

I licked his gooch.

by Weknowtoomuchonthedarkweb April 19, 2022

Gooch

An adaptation of the derogatory word “gook”; used to describe an individual of Asian or Pacific Islander heritage as a sell-out. Used within inter-minority social groups.

“I bet that gooch donates to Blue Lives Matter and subscribes to Joe Rogan.”

by Ado Mi June 29, 2023

gooch

a word used to describe the collection of dust and lint in PC components, such as laptop fans and vents

My laptop's vents were filled with gooch, so I had to clean them.

by SCG-1171 September 17, 2025

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016