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couch eater

A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.
“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”
by The duke785 April 27, 2019
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Water eater

Someone who likes to drink, especially to excess.
1: Did you see that guy, he did 10 shots in a row?!
2: Yeah, he's water eater.
1: water eater?
2: alcohol don’t even taste like alcohol to him anymore.
by BBlackGrayWhite March 12, 2020
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Ant-eater

A word used to describe a males genitalia, usually not circumcised
Girl 1: Wow that's a nice Ant-eater
Girl 2: You're lucky
Brains Sunho
by We Love U Sunho August 10, 2016
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Child eater

Person 1- Jim is a child eater!
Person 2- I know, he cooked some yesterday.
by PLGamer June 28, 2021
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bread eater

The hottest latinx femboy power bottom daddy.
Wreck my tight virgin bussy bread eater 😫😫😫
by PvZ is my waifu May 28, 2022
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Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers
I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
by Da Mistress December 7, 2020
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The Ass eater

The ass eater is a commonly used term for the serial rectum licker of houston texas back in 1988 who's named Isaiah Flaschke. He was a night predator who ate EVERYONES ass. No one was safe if you were within 28 miles of him. He won 3 Presidential awards for bravery during his time in iraq where he licked roughly 458 bootyholes on the field risking his life each and every time to incapacitate enemy soldiers. he genuinely couldn't stop so after his discharge in 1994 he travels the usa eating ass, escaping police custody and even kept a collection of bootyflakes as a momento of his ass eating habit.
You look like "The ass eater" bro
*Continues to cum on the floor in anger*
by F a x February 23, 2021
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