No head, no bed

When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.

Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.

by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013

bed down

when someone has given up their youth; aged too soon; act older than they are; take on activities that would normally be acceptable at the age of 50 or above

Eloise is bed down at home with the knitting needles.

by mcsherwood April 18, 2011

flower bed

A thing that a girl who has excessive amounts of pubes has, and nestled in there is her flower, or pussy.

"That girl I fucked last night was fucking hott. No complaints, apart from she had a big flower bed"

by Gma June 9, 2005

bed slave

Always wanting to be in bed having sex, a slave for sex.

girl #1: oh my..that girl over there is a whore
girl #2: yeah shes a real bed slave

by slinkygirl00 October 10, 2009

Bed Bugs

generally the STD known as crabs, but can be used to define any other kind of STD.

"Hey man, check out that fine-ass chick!"

"Nah bro, don't touch her. That bitch got some bed bugs."

by Jakeass8 May 17, 2009

BED AND BREAKFAST

Shitting on someones chest

bed and breakfast is Squatting over someone , preferably when they sleep and taking a turd on their chest. When they wake up they have breakfast in bed.

by turd burgalers smell September 26, 2008

bed fellows

the multiple sexual partners a gay man has had.

"Zach told us about the many bed fellows he has had over the years."

by the truth66 December 9, 2009