rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

Rip The Stick

When one simply rip's the stick, he is driving his car (preferably a vauxhall corsa with 14yr olds girls as passengers) and by showing off he pulls his hand brake and does a hand brake turn, location is usually tesco car park.

Hey girls , im going to rip the stick!

by Edwardioo June 28, 2016

Rip a sui

Alternative for kms, sui short for s**cide

Honestly living in nyc makes me want to rip a sui

by happyhappyhappy567 April 9, 2023

rip root

The act of tugging on ones penis

Why go to work when you can sit home and rip root.

by Jimmy Joyce November 21, 2017

lucas rip

When you’re masturbating vigorously and you accidentally grab a handful of cubes and rip them off while goin back up the shaft

“ Hey I want to try something freaky tonight any ideas “ yeah try the Lucas rip

by KidLuvKake June 3, 2018

Ripped-cakes

Fucking stoned.

Hey dude, I'm ripped-cakes man.. ripped-cakes.

by bpaq April 9, 2011

Ripping puss

Queef.
The equivalent of Ripping Ass.
A fart from the vagina.

Man, I queefed so much last night, I couldn't stop ripping puss

by Spobret March 28, 2021