teenage pregnancy pacts

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior.

by Sexydimma December 2, 2013

teenager

literally just an excuse to do anything and not get in trouble

"who cares if she sacrificed our dog and did a blood ritual, shes just a teenager and shes going through a phase!"

by yabaysic March 12, 2019

Wot in ternation

What dabo sweiney says when his team does something wrong

Deshaun Watson: *throws pick*

Dabo: wot in ternation!

by Theleanwizard December 31, 2016

Mutant turtle teenagers

Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".

Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"

Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"

Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

[In]ternal Finger Promise

The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.

Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.

Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?

“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”

“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”

Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”

by D_Balls February 25, 2026

Y'all-ternative

Someone who has both country vibes and alternative vibes

"You are country, emo, gay, an anthlete, and have good taste in music. Therefore, you're y'all-ternative."

by PaxTheWitch December 8, 2022

tarnack

Klingon for Despair

someone says something that makes you mad, you say "tarnack"

by Taylor Dreher October 25, 2003