Take a Valium

chill the fuck out bro. a phrase meaning simply to calm down as one would do when taking a valium or any other sedative.

Guy: *pissed about something stupid*
Guy 2: bro chill out take a valium or something

by _#%^*> November 01, 2022

Take the Karma

To refuse compensation for a good deed, preferring instead to take the rewards in some future life or experience. To "Take the Karma" means that you expect no immediate material reward for your good deed.

"Here, let me pay you some gas money for giving me a ride."
"No thanks dude, I'll take the Karma."

by Henry Skookum October 13, 2010

Take plug

The act of receiving anal sex

Blkrod: I do not pack shit or take plug, get off my cam, not into shitty fucks dude!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Take an Emilie

To jump off a roof in order to avoid the Exams.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ole?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: Well, he planned to Take an Emilie.
Person 2: That scum!

by captainelekid1337 May 17, 2014

Take a Mitchell

Take a four hour fat man nap

Ugh, I'm so full, I need to take a Mitchell.

by A. Si June 16, 2018

take it yeezy

Taking it easy like Ye(Kanye West). A person who is very into the yeezy hype that they should take it easy.

Did you cop 'em new Yeezys? Nope, but you should mos def take it yeezy with 'em Yeezys doe.

by roifellill October 15, 2016

Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

by J-Blacky March 11, 2014