town unicycle

Similar to the town bicycle, except this girl is always seemingly being ridden by an ass clown.
Hillary is hot but she's the town unicycle, no telling how many clowns have rode her around.
by MaCRi November 20, 2007
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Town generalization

When you are generalized for the town you live in and not for your actual circumstances. Usually very annoying for people who get generalized this way. A lower middle class person may be just able to afford a small apartment or house in a rather affluent area and then they get generalized as rich. Or a rich kid may live in a decent neighborhood of what is considered a bad area. These rich kids usually use this to make themselves seem hard or ghetto while the kids with the opposite problem are tired of the generalizations.
Wealthy kids who happen to live in okay areas of Mount Vernon, parts of the Bronx, Queens or Brooklyn are seen as hood but a kid who lives in a one bedroom apartment with his whole family who just happens to live in some wealthier town in Westchester of Long Island is considered soft. town generalization sucks
by moconahhh August 26, 2013
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town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.
"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-
by Silver G. December 14, 2010
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H-Town

A slang-term for the german city of Hannover. Possibly derived from the slang-term for the US-city of Houston, Tx.
"The King of H-Town used to rule over all of Great Brittain."
"Der König von H-Town hat über ganz Grossbrittanien geherrscht." (german)
by Betelgeuser January 30, 2019
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Rearview town

A place or town that looks better in your rearview mirror as you drive away
by Indust20 July 26, 2018
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freaky town

A crazy almost magical place that can only be accessed by 3 select men: Ben, Sam, and Tj (the mayors). To go you must be completely willing and be able to prove yourself worthy. A special screening process/ceremony is performed in which the three mayors decide if you are worthy enough to go and be part of freaky town nation. Once a citizen you are considered one for life. Also, the song "funky town" must be sung during the ceremony by replacing "funky" with "freaky."
Girl: Have the mayors ever taken you to freaky town?
Steph: OMFG, yes! It was the best time ever.
Courtney said she wanted us to take her freaky town but the mayors agreed she wasn't ready yet.
by Benjimen February 04, 2008
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town rider

a guy who has had sex with everyone in the town
damn dude stop being a town rider and save some girls for the rest of us
by kenny dimes August 20, 2010
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