Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023

salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 28, 2021

Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.

Gave her the good old Kidney Surprise

by bzk25 February 7, 2020

Arctic surprise

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.

The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise

by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018

The Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

Surprise Popper

Another name for a boner that one gets for no reason.

Yo babe, I got you a surprise popper.

by Campfire Donkey May 10, 2015

Dick Surprise

The act of startling someone (preferably a spouse or partner) by placing your member on top of a door handle from a room they are about to exit. By doing this the first thing they see is dangus, as soon as door is fully open you yell "dick surprise" and run away. This usually results in a loud shriek and elevated heart rate. Probably not safe for the elderly or those with known heart conditions.

Trisha was not expecting there to be a large dong on the other side of the door. Upon seeing the meat Patrick yelled dick surprise and she shrieked and fainted.

by Projectpat1983 November 23, 2016