After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?
by froggy69 September 26, 2014
When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.
by C@mer0n_Br0wn February 12, 2018
When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.
Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
by forb2 June 20, 2020
you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!
i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
by floss-o-myte April 19, 2011
A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.
Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
by Hurricane Dorian April 08, 2023
A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution
by Who cares lmao January 16, 2021
When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.
by Three6nine September 02, 2020