shit staggering

shit staggering is when you are walking(staggering) when drunk or high aka hammered to the state that u cant walk right

man1:how much u had mate ?
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?

man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys

by bushby_grimsby July 21, 2009

spanger

N. an accidental fool, a term used to tease a person that has made a mistake. a less provocative word as substitute for wanker
origin. wanker, spanker, wanger
pronounced. spang-er (ryhmes with tang-er)

someone purchases a packet of rice crisps when asked to buy potato chips... you "spanger"

by suffer me no more January 22, 2008

Swagger Cruisin

When a group of friends are in a public place (e.g. Park, Mall, Downtown, Uptown, Public place, Club). The individuals of the group have more confidence (swagger) than they would if they were a smaller group or by themself. The individual feels more inclined to holla at girls or act like an idiot cause he's got swagger behind him. The group must be made up of 3 or more people. The more people the more swagger.

"Yo lets hit up the mall and go scopin(checkin out ladies)!!"
"Yea but we need like 5 more people so we can be swagger cruisin"

by Gumbogroove1992 April 7, 2010

dagger sagger

a single male in his mid 40s who get his jollies off while sitting on his butt in a coffee shop playing dungeons and dragons while announcing his gaming strategy loud enough for all to hear.

Joel: "I cant believe those guys are playing D & D in Caribou right now."
Andy : "I know! I guess they have nothing better to do."
Cody: "They're just a bunch of Dagger Saggers talking and laughing about their next Dagger Sagger convention at Starbucks next Monday."

by J Blizzard, Codeman and A-Ross July 6, 2010

Definite Swagger

1. being tested positive for swagger
2. maintaining swag on a level not previously seen

Dude 1: Hey who's that new guy who just walked into the party?

Girl 1: I don't know, but he has definite swagger. I think I'll go fuck him.

Girl 2: Yeah... me too.

Girl 3: I'm DTF

Girl 4: I want his swagger inside me.

by John Buynak August 23, 2011

Magga Top Shagger

Someone who is either an annoying arse hole, someone who is stupid or someone who has sex alot

Shut up you little Magga Top Shagger

by WannabeKSI747 December 7, 2020

swagger

Regarding a previous definition of "swagger":
A person who is not from the big band era that listens to new swing music, their favorite band is usually Brian *Seltzer (sic) Orchestra. Can been seen wearing a cheep suit and a cheesy hat.

That swagger is so gay. He was dancing all night long at the Brian *Seltzer (sic) Orchestra concert.

*Correct spelling: SETZER

by Maddie Ad July 23, 2008