social ambush

A social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. You are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. Sometimes mutual associates can be aware the meeting will take place but for whatever reason, they do not bother to warn you. The best way to deal with the situation is to LEAVE. No need to say something you might regret later.

I went out with Jenny to that new restaurant last night and Tina just popped up. I felt like it was a social ambush. I walked out five minutes later.

by jetjet March 24, 2016

Socialing media

When someone either
A.) continues a comment conversation in person that started on Ig, Fb, twitter etc.
B.)compliments someone in person based off of something they posted online
C.) commenting on a social media post in person
D.) points our how many likes they got or how many they didn't on a post

Basically, just breaking the barrier between social media and social interaction.

You know what this is. Everybody has at least one friend who does it. Ex. Of Socialing media"Why did you tweet that??"
Or "Wait, I got so many likes on this picture. I'm so proud of myself."

by Chicken Noodle Soup December 22, 2013

Social Dis'tastic

is a social distancing plan that works and produces excellent results during the Coronavirus Outbreak.

Governor Larry Hogan (Maryland) & Governor Andrew Cuomo (New york) have implemented effective "Social Dis'tastic" plans that are helping to curve the growth of the Coronavirus pandemic.

by Dunkadelic Era April 16, 2020

Pi Social

When someone’s attempt to register to “Truth Social”—the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s app, which was launched on Presidents' Day, but has since been plagued by manifold problems—is being placed at number 3,141,592 on the waiting list.

A diehard “fine” Patriot, who is presently waiting for his trial for taking part in the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill, figured out that by the time his pi social (#3,141,592) turned to #0, when he’d actually be able to read his boss’s “truths,” either the Liar-in-Chief would be President again or the Pharisee-in-Chief might be behind bars.

by Covido April 3, 2022

social carnivore

A person who is a vegetarian except when they are socializing with friends and then they will eat meat with them.

I thought he was a vegetarian. No. He's a social carnivore. He a have the sausage pizza.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014

Social-lite

A Social-lite is a fabulous person who loves to socialize just a little bit. Perfectly balancing going out and staying in.

That beautiful social-lite went out for dinner with friends, but returned home early enough to watch a great movie.

by suzgirl June 28, 2022

social dandruff

When you're just really flaky.

Damn, he always cancels on us. He's got some serious social dandruff.

by @starlord88 February 8, 2018